Batman does not have an easily life. He is only a badass because he has had such a rough life despite his near infinite wealth. Why else would you use your money by becoming a vigilante hero? He’s messed up. And now it gets worse.
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Overly Epic Fight Between Superman and Thor Ends Like Voting
If you asked me who’d win in a fight between Thor and Superman, I’d have a tough time answering. However, if you had a popularity contest between Superman and Thor, its not really a contest. So fan votes determined the winner of a fake fight between Thor and Superman, and of course Superman won. Superman will win everything until the end of time.
More Axe Cop Trailers Please
I don’t normally like watching trailers because I hope the enjoy the movie as a whole when I see it. No preconceived notions, here. However, Axe Cop feels like its clips are even better out of context. I would like it if the whole show was random trailer clips jammed together. That would get old quickly, but man it would be great when it started.
Wolverine Reminds You About Free Comic Book Day and Wolverine
Hey, Hugh Jackman, what are you doing here? Oh, you are here to remind us about Free Comic Book Day? That’s really awesome of you. I almost forgot. Now I’m going to head down to… wait. What are you talking about, Wolverine? Yeah, everyone know Wolverine is coming out you don’t have to remind us about that. It’s opening late June? You are bit early for that. This was one big trick wasn’t it? You give us a friendly reminder about free stuff we can get and you throw your movie back in our face. That’s not cool, Wolverine, not cool.
Empire Political Ad Against May the 4th
May the 4th will have to compete with Free Comic Book Day this year. Can’t tell if that will make it more present and popular or not, but Facebook is going to be covered in pictures trying to make a clever pun. Not even an official holiday, you may see more Star Wars cosplay than you expected, especially if you participate in Free Comic Book Day.
Real Life Bat Cave Comes with Supportive Wife
Probably a solid use of over 3 years of my salary. Actually using a Shakespeare head to get to this basement is amazing. And hey, the wife is totally supportive. What’s more, there is a wife. And kids! At least the cave is mostly a movie theater. Now the whole family can use this monstrosity. Hurray!
If Supervillains Had to Speed Date No One Wins
I think one of the major reasons that supervillains exist is that they can’t get dates, or their dates die and and can’t cope with it. Would speed dating help? Not if this is how they act.
Batman vs Superman Still One Sided Despite Music Video
Nope, Superman should still win. Don’t know why this is an issue. I’m not a Superman fan, I actually prefer Batman. But come on, Superman is an indestructible alien most of the time. Batman is a frail human. Even with Kryptonite thrown in, Superman has escaped Kryptonite situations before, so why is this one different? It’s not. Live with it.
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Tags: Batman, Comics, Injustice, Music, Music Video, Parody, Superman, Video Games
Lets Make This Cat Into Cyclops
People can be so bored. Bored enough to make their cat into one of the X-men. This time it’s Cyclops. What if next time it’s Storm? Or Nightcrawler? That’s all I can think of that would be conducive to cats.