This is what you get. You moaned and bitched and complained that Final Fantasy XIII was “too linear” and “didn’t have enough side quests”. Now you’re reaping what you sowed. This game is just covered in weird minigames and bizarre side quests. Moogle stuff and chocobo stuff and trivia games. Makes me yearn for the good old days when you walked down a pretty straight hallway, fought some monsters, and listened to Hope be remarkably annoying. Those were good times. Now it’s all just crazy talk.