If you’re anything like me, you kind of hate Diablo 3. I don’t want to. It’s Diablo and it’s Blizzard, and I gave them a substantial portion of my childhood. Diablo 2 ate an entire summer for me, day and night, I played that game constantly, and I still played it for years after. Admitting that I don’t like Diablo 3 seems wrong. It seems shameful. But, either way, I just can’t care. Sorry guys. I’m sure my ridiculous love for you will be back when Starcraft 2: Zerg is Obviously the Best Race is released.
As far as Diablo 3, though, I’m kinda done with it. But I still wanted to see this secret level. So… here it is. All pastel and ponies. It’s awesome. Not really awesome enough to burn through four acts of a game I don’t like. But it is adorable. And murderous. Good combo.