I Like It When Things I Like Pretend to be Beer

This is a recurring theme on these t-shirts. Star Wars beer, Hogwarts Beer, Mario Beer. Whenever something I like is turned into a pretend beer label, I’ll jump right on it. And I LOVE The Fifth Element. One of the best movies ever made. So, I’m all about pretend beer labels from that movie. Shirt’s available at T-Shirt Bordello.

Mass Effect shirt! Strangely enough, this is one of two Mass Effect shirts available today. The other’s over at Shirt.Woot, but it’s based on a Meme I don’t know, and it’s following the “Mass Effect 3′s ending was terrible” line, so fuck it. This one’s much better. Better art. No whining. And it’s not based on an obscure meme. Everyone knows reapers are bad. No long winded explanation for this shirt. From Teefury. Available for the rest of the day.

This one, on the other hand, I don’t know about. Yes, it looks awesome. And it’s so detailed. But that’s the problem. You wear a shirt like this, and sooner or later you’re going to have someone stop you in the hallway or something so they can stare at your shirt for a minute and a half. It’s awkward. Especially when you need to be somewhere. And they’re all “Just a moment! Captain America… Iron Man… is that Link’s sword?” Uncomfortable. Decide if this shirt’s worth it. It’s available at Ript, again for the rest of the day.