Our New Releases – July 20, 2012

The Dark Knight Rises
It’s Batman. No one wants to compete against Batman. So he’s the only one releasing this week. And everyone’s going to see it. It’s set to make the most money in the opening weekend that any non-3d movie has. And yeah, unfortunately we have to clarify that now. This movie is gonna do really well, but we didn’t force half the audience to pay fifty percent more for tickets. Stupid. I really hope 3D goes away soon.