Portal Turret Statue You Probably Can’t Buy

It’s not that you wouldn’t buy it, it’s just that most of you don’t want to pay $300 for a 16-inch tall Portal turret.

Sure it’s a nice statue, and you could’ve gotten one with a sound device for twice as much, and it would surely protect you from the nerdiest burglars. However, this is a pretty small run. Only 750 of these and only 300 of the ones with sound. Which are already sold out so no one should really be mentioning that anymore.

Go to Gaming Heads to waste a paycheck.