Dredd kills a number of people in slow motion while scowling. It’s awesome.
Archer: Season Three
Oh, Archer, you’re just terrible. And we love that.
Live action, it’s so horrifying Disney won’t even let people see it. Animated, it’s a family friendly cartoon. Okay.
Dallas: The Complete First Season
“First” season. Like the Christopher Eccleston season was the “First” season of Doctor Who.
That Sarah Palin was a silly lady.
House at the End of the Street
Spoiler alert: It blows. Also, if you assumed it has the cheesiest, most predictable twist ever, you are correct.
Nicholas Cage’s career has somehow looped in on itself. He’s made another Gone in Sixty Seconds. We’re only a few years away from another Next. Dear lord, no!
Hit and Run
Hey, remember that movie The Mexican? What if we did that again, but with less likable people?
Red Dwarf: X
Red Dwarf is one of those things you’re supposed to love if you’re a nerd, but I just can’t.
Featuring Cao Cao, and his son, Cao Pi (hehe, it sounds like cow pee).
Seal Team Six: The Raid On Osama Bin Laden
Features substantially less Andy Dwyer than I want in my Osama Bin Laden hunting movies. They try to make up for it with Xzibit, though.