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It’s Been More Than a Day Since An Agents of SHIELD Trailer? Probably Time for an Agents of SHIELD Trailer

It’s still several months until “Tuesdays This Fall” guys.  Maybe you want to slow down just a bit on these Agents of SHIELD trailers?  Otherwise you’re gonna find yourself in August with nothing to sell the show with but that video of Luke Cage jumping out the window for the millionth time.  That’d be silly.

Meanwhile, I dunno about Luke Cage.  I mean, I’m sure that’s Luke Cage, but it feels more like he might be the mystery of the week.  They’ll investigate him, discover his secret, and then even though the powers that be want him captured, our heroes will find a way to let him free, because even though they’re working for the shady government group, they still have morals and they know he’s a good guy.  And that will be the end of it.

But I really hope he comes back.  Maybe they’ll treat him like they did when he was Gunn, where he’s a quasi member of the team for a while, working toward common goals, but not actually part of the group?  I just want him in more episodes.  Because both J August Richards and Luke Cage are awesome, so why wouldn’t I want more of them, especially when combined into one person?

Agents of SHIELD Will Have Explosions, Cars… And That’s Gotta Be Luke Cage, Right?

Is that racist?
“You assumed he’s the super strong black guy just because he’s super strong and happens to be portrayed by a black man?”
Well… Yeah.
“That’s totally racist! He could be any super strong guy, and they just chose J August Richards because they thought he was best for the part.”
Well, damn.
“But yeah, he’s probably Luke Cage.”
Well, alright then.

So, yeah, here’s your first look at Agents of SHIELD, which, I don’t know exactly what they’re doing here. It’s all got a bit of an X-Files vibe, but that doesn’t make a lot of sense, considering the world is pretty well aware of this weirdness by now. Tony Stark’s been running around, Iron Man-ing it up for years. The Hulk and Abomination knocked down half of Harlem. And, oh, right, the Avengers stopped an alien invasion centered on one of the largest cities in the world. I’d say any attempt at secrecy went right out the window. Maybe calm down on the cloak and dagger a bit.

But, still, they’re spies. I’m sure their spy-ness will encourage them to keep things under wraps, which with conflict with Luke Cage’s desire to help the people by making sure they’re as well informed as possible, leading to delicious conflict. They’ll fight their monster or bad guy of the week, all the while learning about some greater threat, slowly building in the background. But it’s from Joss Whedon, so hopefully it’ll be more intertwined and subtle than Smallville’s “Episode plot is over, season arch plot begins now!” that happened five minutes before the end of every episode. That’d be nice.

Wait, Are Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch Gonna Be in The Avengers?

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Joss Whedon was interviewed about Avengers 2, and among all your generic “Oh, it’s such an honor” and “We’re all hard at work” and “Go see Iron Man 3″ statements, he also mentioned this: “Oh, I’ve got these two characters, two of my favorite characters from the comic books; a brother/sister act. They’re in the movie, that’s exciting.”

Now, obviously if you hear “Brother/Sister” in relation to the Marvel Universe, your brain is going right to Wanda and Pietro, because, well, they’re siblings, but they also sometimes sleep together.  Even in the versions where they aren’t explicitly doing that, well, Wanda gives birth to a kid with super speed powers and we never really learn who the father is, so, make your own assumptions.  Still, try to put that aside for a moment, forget about the creepy incest plots, and try to think of any other brother/sister combos in the Marvel Universe.  I sure can’t think of one, and when I googled it, all I got was a million pages of Wanda/Pietro fan fiction.

So, assume for the moment that it is them.  Apparently, despite being mutants, they spent enough time with the Avengers that Marvel was able to negotiate a hazy shared rights deal with Fox.  So, theoretically Marvel could have them in The Avengers, while Fox had a completely different pair in one of their X-Men movies.  Still, I think we can assume that’s not gonna happen.  Fox had their chance for Quicksilver when they wrote a super speedy character in X-Men 3, but they chose to go with “Dude we just made up.”  So, that’s dealt with, but how do you introduce them into the movie.  There’s been no mention of mutants in the Marvel movie universe.  I have to assume that along with the rights to Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch comes the rights to mention the concept of mutants, but still, when they’re the only two that appear to exist in this world, it’s gonna be a might bit distracting.  But the only other options, claiming they got their powers another way or just not explaining them, are worse.  Claim the powers come from somewhere else, and you might as well write off all the nerds in the world, as the X-Men fans and the Whedonites go to war, and destroy each other.  But just don’t explain the powers, and you’ve gutted the characters.  They are mutants. Not only mutants, but the children of the grand high terrorist mutant. That’s the defining characteristic of these two.  Don’t use that, and what’s the point of even having them? 

Seems like too much effort, really.  Let’s just have Captain Marvel instead.  He’s fun.  Or She-Hulk.  Ooh, and Daredevil.  But they don’t use their powers.  They’re just lawyers. And the whole movie is just then defending the Avengers against a lawsuit over all the damage that was incurred during the Chituari invasion.  Best movie ever.

From ComicBookMovie

Patton Oswalt Has Great Pitch About Worst Movie Ever

Parks and Recreation posted this unedited clip of Patton Oswalt ranting as part of the episode. In it, he makes a Star Wars/Avengers crossover movie that makes little sense and is jam-packed with the internet’s worst fan service ideas. Good job, Patton Oswalt, I hope that movie never gets made.

SHIELD Adds Gunn

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J August Richards, probably most well known as Gunn in Angel, but also as “That Guy Occasionally In the Background” in Good Burger is now joining the cast of SHIELD as a Mystery Character.  Exciting.

Actually, it is kind of exciting.  Outside of Agent Coulson and maybe Maria Hill, if she makes it in the show, all the characters on the show are original, and they’ve given us names right away.  So does that mean he’s not original?  Could he be an actual Marvel character?   Luke Cage?  He’s been a constant rumor for a while now, and Richards could be a good fit. Course, Luke Cage isn’t really a SHIELD-type.  He’s actually precisely the opposite, the guy who tries to fight for the little man while SHIELD and the Avengers are fighting space monsters or whatnot.  Could he fill that role in the show, trying to keep everyone grounded while they fight the big fights?

Or maybe they’ll go the Star Trek Into Darkness route, spending months refusing to tell us this guy’s name, just to finally admit that it’s some dude no one’s ever heard of.  Let’s hope it’s not that.

From Comingsoon

I Want my 700 Free Marvel Comics

marvel-logoI was promised 700 free issues of Marvel comics. Apparently, in a wide spread promotional campaign to get people read more of their comics, Marvel is just flinging digital copies of #1 issues at you. That’s right, you have the opportunity to read the first issue of nearly everything Marvel owns. Hell, maybe it is everything.

The problem is, I think a lot of you also want this. However, the link to Comixology, the place to download these comics, has been down all day. Probably because everyone who likes comics wants to read comics. Comixology also has apps, so maybe those work, but probably not. It’s only until tomorrow, so it will probably be too late when I finally get it going. Grr. I want to read Avenger Babies vs X-Men Babies!

Good News, No Planet Hulk Movie

Despite a series of rumors that the Hulk would soon be starring in a stand alone movie adapting the Planet Hulk series, that’s probably not gonna happen. Now, you’d think that would be obvious, because Planet Hulk really requires his friends to betray him, and they literally just became friends, so how does that work? I guess it could just be a movie about Hulk ending up on the planet on accident, but then it’s just a gladiator movie, and who cares?

But point is, it doesn’t matter. Because Joss Whedon was asked about the thing, and stated “Well I’m really not supposed to comment, but no, that’s nonsense.” The idea is so stupid he forgot to be coy. And considering that pretty much every time a Hulk movie gets made it’s a big disappointment (I actually enjoyed the Edward Norton one, but the general response seems to be yuck) I really doubt they’re going to keep making movies about him. Especially when they can just have him as part of a team, so the only time we have to focus on him is when he’s awesome. We’ve got five other characters with arcs and stories. Hulk can just smash. And that’s all we really want from him.

Side note, Joss also said that Agent Coulson dying was nonsense. So, take that how you want.

From Super Hero Hype

The Other Thing the Internet is Good For

We already did “completely unfounded rumors” and “footage of our president cut to make his look like he’s singing a silly song”.  So really, the only other thing the internet can offer is “footage of one movie cut so it kind of fits the audio of another movie, but not really well.”  So, with that in mind, here’s The Avengers doing that with The Breakfast Club audio.  It’s not really that funny, but it’s two things we like mashed together, and That’s pretty much what we’re using in place of humor until we remember what real humor is.  Now if you’ll excuse me, my Adventure Time/Final Fantasy VII mashup should be here soon.

Is Maria Hill Joining SHIELD?

When we first heard about the SHIELD show I assumed that it would probably feature Agent Coulson, because Sam Jackson would be too busy/expensive for a TV show, and Cobie Smulders would be busy with How I Met Your Mother. And while the first part did happen, and Sam Jackson probably still won’t be in the show, well, I guess that last bit might not be true. Smulder’s said that there were definite talks for her appearance in the show.

So that’s cool. I mean, obviously she can’t really be a regular, considering that How I Met Your Mother will be on the air for at least one more season, but just seeing her show up occasionally would be one more awesome little link to the movies. And we get to see more of Cobie Smulders in tight clothing. That’s something I think we can all support.

Avengers Special Effects Reel Assures You That Hulks Aren’t Real

Sure, everyone wants a Hulk around when fighting off an alien invasion brought about by a petty trickster god, but the rest of the time he’s just a little rough on the skyline.  That’s why this special effects video, which establishes that he’s mostly just made in a computer, is so comforting.  There’s almost no chance that he’s going to Hulk Smash his way into your bedroom, because he’s just not real.

Also, no Chituari.  They’re probably not real either. Also comforting, because as it turns out, we don’t have a Hulk to fight them off.