Sure, you might recognize that Cars is pretty much the worst thing that Pixar has ever done (the Cars franchise, I mean, obviously Cars 2 is much worse) but you’re not a kid. Kids don’t care about artistry behind Wall-E or the absolutely heart breaking first ten minutes of Up. They like talking cars. And if those talking cars could also occasionally make a fart joke, well, all the better. And what’s the only thing better than cars that talk? Airplanes that talk! So, this is happening. And despite once being a direct to DVD movie, like it clearly deserves to be, it’s coming to theaters. Cause screw you.

Now, that being said, are they aware it’s a kid’s movie? They cast Dane Cook. Dude says fuck about nine hundred times in a comedy special. Why would they do that? And then they stick More Human Than Human in the trailer? I mean, right away, if you ask if we should put a White Zombie song in a Disney trailer, right away the answer is No. Obviously. But More Human Than Human? A song that starts with the audio of a woman masturbating for thirty seconds? Double no. I care how much it kind of sort of sounds like something that might be played over airplanes. Surely there’s something better than that. That’s just… eww.

Eww.