Winter is coming to Mario World, did you bring your coat?
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I know the gameplay reasons, but the actual reasons for slow-moving bullets and cannon fire are very short. This tries to explain one of the many weird things in the Mario universe. Not that there aren’t many others, but this one seems to be more relevant now.
You always have to save the small, cute and cuddly animals. What about the skunks and the porcupines and the lizards and the spiny toads and the pigeons, etc. Sonic shouldn’t just stick to bunnies and squirrels and thrashes. Save everyone, Sonic!
The pigs from Angry Birds aren’t the smartest. They live in ramshackle housing and then creative even more ramshackle vehicles in Bad Piggies. I think they need to be investigated for all the negligent engineering that goes on in this world.
Some gym battles can be hard. They all at least require a little bit of strategy. Pokemon Rusty has never heard the word before.
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I put 300 some hours into Pokemon Pearl. The only thing that really stopped me from fighting online was the lack of a truly competitive team, but that would’ve meant breeding and breeding to get perfect IVs, then fighting and fighting to get perfect EVs, then doing it again when I didn’t like how my team did because I picked less popular Pokemon because they aren’t generally as good. Ugh, glad I didn’t waste my time on that. Now, time to blog more about Pokemon…
I always hated the HM portion of the Pokemon games. At the beginning you didn’t necessarily have the right Pokemon to make an HM slave, so you had a a bunch in your party with a wasted move because all but Surf were terrible attack moves on their own. At least someone knows how to make light of the situation. Go Pokemon Rusty!
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Clever, Sonic the Hedgehog parody. Clever. Totally flipped that on me. Stupid Rats.
All Pokemon grow up. Some have an easier time than others. Some turn out to be great, some turn out to be Poliwhirl. Everyone remembers Magikarp, but not for being Magikarp which sucks. Sucks so bad.
This episode of Pokemon Rusty doesn’t really do much within the Pokemon universe, but it point out the stupidity of the economy. Why is always an obscene amount of money for a bicycle? Oh, that’s why.