Our weekend box office results, from Box Office Mojo.
1. Evil Dead – $26,000,000
The new rule is that every time a remake makes it to number one in the box office, you are not allowed to complain about the next remake that is announced. “Why do they keep making them?” Cause you idiots keep paying for them.
3. G.I. Joe: Retaliation – $21,100,000
For that kid that had his GI Joe toys make snarky remarks about cholesterol levels mid-fight. Finally his dream has been made real.
2. The Croods – $21,100,000
Ghost Rider, Gwen Stacy and Deadpool all in one movie? Of course I’m gonna see tha-Oh, it’s a cartoon about Cave Men.
4. Jurassic Park 3D – $18,247,000
A couple million people fall for the old “But what if it looked like the velociraptors were coming right out of the screen?” trick.
5. Olympus Has Fallen – $10,042,000
Who trusts two face as president? He couldn’t even handle being a district attorney without going crazy.