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Starcraft II Heart of the Swarm – Review

heart of the swarm starcraftHonestly, if you liked any form of Starcraft previously, you are going to like this game. I beat the campaign in less than week, and I’m still trying to figure out if I did it that quickly because I really enjoyed it or I’m achievement hungry. I do know that Blizzard is really taking RTS level design to exciting new places.

The one big difference in the campaign is the added emphasis on hero characters, mostly Kerrigan, which works. You are following characters, lets see those characters fight. Some of my favorite missions in Wings of Liberty used heroes and it seemed to resonate. I’m sure a lot of people are glad that it didn’t creep into multiplayer like Warcraft 3. But it’s just enough RPG elements to say you have RPG elements without overdoing it.

The enhanced master archives section for replaying missions is nice, but it doesn’t seem to strongly tie in with some story-based achievements which I’m sure is a drag for the achievement hunters. And I haven’t been privy to all the neat upgrades to Battlenet, but they are all pretty and was pleasantly excited to see it revamped. Everything works.

The only negative here is the relatively short story, and the fact that I want the third installment sooner than two years from now. Feed me more, Blizzard. I guess I’ll just play some custom games until then.

SimCity First Impressions

simcityUnlike a lot of you, I was able to play SimCity last night and a little bit this morning. I dig it. I did not have a huge problem getting into the game, but I didn’t attempt to until 8pm PST, so I think a lot of people had given up or gone to sleep by the time I wanted to play. It plays very differently than SimCity 4, road building and zoning is not as precise as you would like it, and in order to increase density you have to plop decorations and have all the necessary utilites in place, including safety. It’s a lot to juggle and eventually you realize you have to bulldoze half your city to put bigger roads down to alleviate congestion. There’s just so much to do and it’s not quick. You can lose 3 hours by poor planning.

I ran into a lot of road blocks that would’ve made my time easier if I was playing with other people, mostly City Hall attachments. You need some attachments to unlock all of the buildings, which some will take a long time to unlock unless a neighbor takes care of it for you (they are region unlocking). So while these dinky clinics don’t really solve my health issues, I can’t get a hospital because I spent the attachments on finance, utilities and education. I decided a university was more important than my city’s health.

Anyway, can’t wait to play with friends when this thing will really unlock itself.

King of the Nerds Premiere – Review

There’s a couple of reasons I watched King of the Nerds. I know somebody on it, most of the content should appeal to me as a person, and I wanted to see how far TBS went for nerdsploitation (term I use to describe things taking advantage and making fun of nerds, i.e. Big Bang Theory). I am proud to say that I enjoyed watching it, and feel that the nerds do enough to make fun of themselves that the show doesn’t have to do a whole lot of exploiting. Though, this is just the first episode, I’m sure there’s room for improvement.

It really was a brilliant opening in that, the players had to choose teams, but with 11 there would be one singled out. In a show about nerds, I don’t think I have to tell you the twist there. After all that, they played chess, and someone went home. I definitely will be watching the next episode to see if the nerds really start going after each others throats. They’re playing pretty nicely right now. I’m sure that will change.

Hawken Brings Back Mech Combat – Review

HawkenHaven’t really played a real-time mech combat game since the days of the Mechwarrior. I even spent some time in those VR capsules that made it feel like you were in the cockpit (circa late 90s, so probably bleh by today’s standards). So Hawken harkens (haha) back those days in a way that’s totally refreshing at the same time.

The game starts you off in their free mech. Later you can sample other suits or buy your own using in-game credits which take a while to earn or use your own money. They do play very differently: different special powers, different default weapons, maneuverability, health, etc. From what I’ve seen and played, the spec’ed out mechs (high offense and defense or speed) seem to kill my average build more often than the other average builds.

Controls work very similar to any mech game. The one new addition I’m not used to is the dash button which lets you quickly dodge left, right, straight ahead or turn around. Combine that with the slow jetpack and you can actually be quite mobile. A primary and secondary weapon make up most of your attacks. Primary is a machine gun of some sort while the other is a missile, though I haven’t liked anything beyond the default weapons. I’ve played around 15 games, but I am still a ways away from unlocking everything. There’s a lot to explore here if you are willing to put the time in.

I say Hawken is a successful game, especially for its price point of free, but you certainly have to enjoy online competitive play, because you will be doing a lot of it.

The Hobbit Impossible to Review

the-hobbitThanks to Jewish Christmas, I was able to see a movie in a theater again. My dad’s choice was The Hobbit, and while it is neither good nor bad, it’s really not fair to reviews to claim that this is reviewable.

The Hobbit is now going to be three movies, and being based on what is considered an unfinished work, we just watched an unfinished portion of unfinished work passed off as finished. Now I believe that there are several redeemable qualities to the movie: loved all the dwarf characters, it was fun seeing the nods to the other trilogy, much like the book did before it. The problem here is that Peter Jackson has reached the Spielberg status of filmmaking in that no one can say no to him. So anything he wants to do gets made and has to be there which is why we have three movies for one book. The good thing is that he hasn’t reached Oliver Stone status and everything he does looks amazing and the acting and directing are mostly good.

A lot of what can be pinpointed as bad might come from the source material and the fact that nothing will get resolved in the first third of any story. They forced it anyway because you need to have it. I forgot how much hi-jinx this company got into in the story.

Not saying it’s bad. Just saying that we have to power through 9 hours total before we can give it a fair shake. Let you know in a couple years.

Toys’R'Us Towers “Review” – Just Like Any Other Social Game

I started playing Toys’R'Us Towers just like they are assuming most people will start: with the promise of actual coupons to Toys’R'Us. I was not surprised to find it played exactly like SimCity Social, even into recycling some of their icons for materials, except the play grid and day cycling is like SimTower. So Ubisoft ripped off two games to make this one, and I’ll play, because I might irregularly get some coupons to buy toys I don’t need at a store I don’t normally go to.

For a more comprehensive review, check out any other social game review.

Nintendo Land Review – Mini Games That Confuse Your Eyes Sometimes

Nintendo Land contains 12 sets of minigames (13 if you count the prize generator). Each set is based on an established (or peripherally established) franchise from Nintendo: Mario Bros, Luigi’s Mansion, Metroid, Animal Crossing, F-Zero, Game & Watch, Legend of Zelda, Donkey Kong, Pikmin, Takamaru, Balloon Fight, and Yoshi. Just like Wii Sports, it is an excellent tech demo for what the system can do, if you like using the tablet half the time. The real shining point of this system is probably the games that can be played with 5 people, but we haven’t gotten five people in the house yet to play. So Animal Crossing, Mario, and Luigi were undertested.

The big standouts here are Metroid, Legend of Zelda, and Takamaru Ninja Castle for either their teamwork or their awesome visuals or both. Metroid is a shooter, Zelda is a hack and slash mixed with a shooter, and Takamaru is a rails shooter. Some of the controls are confusing, especially for Metroid where you have to control 3 dimensions on two sticks, but if you get used to it can be a lot of fun. Definitely recommend you play with a friend, but you are going to need Wii Motion Plus to play along.

Nintendo Land seems like the game you have to have in your collection because it’s automatically a party game and is meant to be played that way. The solo games are nice, but are somewhat similar to what you can play on your phone already. If you can get 5 friends and 4 Wii Motion Plus controllers, you need to try this game.

I Went Out and Got a Wii U and I Like It

I woke up earlier than I needed to and ended up first in line at Target to grab my Deluxe version of the Wii U. By the way, go to Target when things sell out in pre-orders, because they don’t pre-order. I’m glad I got the deluxe version so that, in addition to saving $10 on Nintendo Land, I get a free recharging cable and the extra on-board memory in case I want to download anything. I am going to reserve my judgment on the system until I get a couple of games under my belt. So far I’ve only tried Nintendo Land (I need more people to test out the multiplayer games and only ones I can see purchasing are Mario Bros and ZombiU. Let you know if I end up getting those and then review the system as a whole. Until then, I await the Xbox users making fun of me.

Conan Reviews Hitman Absolution – Makes It Look Awesome

Conan reviews games now. Some more successfully than others. However, Conan really got me interested in this one. Not enough to buy it because my list is long enough as it is, but enough for me to want to try it out. I found it challenging playing the first Hitman, and I’ve never really gone back to it. Also, Conan’s color commentary might be clouding my vision of Hitman Absolution, so we’ll see how it does on launch. If it’s good enough for Conan it should be good enough for you.

SimCity Social Review

I just started playing Facebook games, and only ones that are proven commodities already like Robot Unicorn Attack and You Don’t Know Jack, which are pretty much the same as their non-Facebook counterparts. I tried SimCity Social on a whim and I’ve been addicted to it.

It plays a lot like, I assume, Farmville. You build structures, collect from those structures. You increased your population to unlock more structures, rinse and repeat. The tricky part is collecting collectibles required to upgrade or finish building certain buildings. Sometimes it could take you days to finish the gardens because you just couldn’t get any architectural pizzazz. And having a limited on the number of actions you can take really makes you keep checking on your city. It’s just as addicting as an SimCity, if less complicated and less difficult (SimCity 4 was pretty brutal).

The game is far more difficult if you are working alone. Friends help you with items you need or staffing certain buildings. So if you play by yourself, you have a long and frustrating time finishing, expanding, and pretty much doing anything important with your city. Thanks, friends.

What keeps SimCity Social interesting is that they keep rolling out some new quests to get you knew buildings. Some are clearly harder than others, and sometimes they blindside you with two and it makes it difficult to manage your resources. But new content is always nice. Recommend it for anyone who ever was a SimCity fan, or wants a new Farmville.