This is more entertaining than it has any right to be. I am also confused why TNT and Creepers would share the same sound file at different pitches. It scares me, but not enough.
Tag Archive for Things That Confuse and Scare Me
Minecraft Users Waste Time on Glorious Beetlejuice Roller Coaster
I tried to comprehend the actual time to make this, then my head exploded. Then I tried to figure out if yhere is enough room to make all of this in one playspace, then my head exploded again. Beetlejuice lives on in this miraculous display of obstinate work ethic. We praise you oh masterful minecrafters.
Beetlejuice.
Crazy Game Has You Catching Snakes
I’m not sure who wanted this game. I can’t believe someone made this game. Even more frightening is that this game is free. And whatever way this free game makes money goes to a charity that helps with venom in some way. Luckily, it’s only the iPad. But in this game you have to literally touch digital snakes, it’s getting too close for comfort. Bleh.
3D Version of Lion King Gives Me Nightmares
This is the kind of thing that wakes you up at night, screaming with your jaw and neck everly expanding in one direction. And with that, we now know Lion King in 3D is not going to be enjoyed as much as this monstrosity.
Love and Revolted By Mega Man Pun
This pun is so bad that I love it. You know that part on a spectrum where it goes all the way around to the other side? That’s where I am at with this. I mean, it could be so great that it’s awful, or so awful it’s great. It’s hard to tell, as with most Mega Man things.
Big Bang Theory Flash Mobs Captive Audience
I’m not a particular fan of flash mobs. Or Big Bang Theory. And the audience was already there to see them do stuff, was a flash mob really necessary? And I don’t get the bazinga thing, or why the audience loved it so much. Wait, why did I post this?
Jurassic Park 4 Would Have Been Terrifying If It Was Made
Holy crap! What the hell is going on here? That’s a dinosaur with human eyes. They are the right shape and in the right position. But since we are looking at a sculpture here, it is even more scary than what would ordinarily be some sort of computer animation. I’m a little glad that Jurassic Park 4 isn’t getting made because I’m sure it would give me nightmares. There’s a couple more terrifying concept drawings after the jump, but be warned, they kinda look like the half-human alien from Alien Resurrection.
Via IGN
One of the Darker Interpretations of Chrono Trigger
Well, I guess not so much dark as disturbing. You can both at the same time, sure. It’s creepy! That’s what it is. Chrono Trigger has a lot of fond memories for people, so this might ruin them. Didn’t ruin them for me, but I think ball gags are hilarious.
More Complete Star Wars Detours Clips Still Confuses Me
The Star Wars Detours trailer premiered the end of last week, and there were a mess of other clips that came with it. I picked this one because Greedo and Lando never met in the actual universe, unless I missed the part where Greedo surprisingly lived from a blast to the gut and then went to Jabba’s Palace. I felt like I was watching a Bugs Bunny cartoon right here. Lando was a really suave Bugs and Greedo was playing Daffy. Anyone else see this? I’m not seeing anything new or groundbreaking, someone just got a hold of the Star Wars characters and handed them to Seth Green who has to be running out of material by now.
You can see all of the latest redone hash in a YouTube playlist.
Double Dragon Fan Film Scares Me and Intrigues Me
If you can’t tell, this is rotoscoped and captured live footage made to look like a really detailed animation. It is a lot of work, almost going frame by frame to get the desired look. I love the look, I just wish these guys didn’t do something so asinine for the amount of work they put in.
