Yeah, that’s how curious I am about playing the franchise owner mode of the latest Madden game. I don’t know if it will be any good, but it’s definitely something I’m curious about trying. Could I get the Oakland Raiders successful again? Will someone ever care about the Jacksonville Jaguars. Can move a team to Las Vegas and rebrand them? Here’s hoping I call the Walk of Shames.
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I Might Buy a Football Game and Not Play Football
Rapture-Palooza Trailer – We Have Two Apocalypse Comedies Coming Out
I was unaware of Rapture-Palooza until now, which looks like a similar movie to This is the End, just not starring famous comedians as themselves. I am pretty sure they will both have Ken Jeong in them, because Ken Jeong will do anything to be anything. Despite the lack of star power, this seems like a slower, plodding version of the over-the-top version featuring James Franco. I don’t know which one will be better because they both are extremely crazy premises. One is an apocalypse, one is the rapture, both will feature terrible people.
You Know Atlantic Rim Is Going to Be Way Worse Than Pacific Rim
For one, there is no such thing as the Atlantic Rim. The Atlantic Ocean doesn’t form a rim of any kind. Second, all the effects are done in broad daylight, like they couldn’t afford to shoot at night. Third, the highest profile actor in the movie is Graham Greene. You know who I’m talking about. Better looking than Transmorphers at least.
Angry Birds Gots Portals Now
Everyone’s favorite mobile game has a brand new update. Now you can use magical portals, I mean mirrors, to cause more creative destruction with your various birds. It looks cool, and is in no way taken from Portals, I mean Portal.
More Axe Cop Trailers Please
I don’t normally like watching trailers because I hope the enjoy the movie as a whole when I see it. No preconceived notions, here. However, Axe Cop feels like its clips are even better out of context. I would like it if the whole show was random trailer clips jammed together. That would get old quickly, but man it would be great when it started.
Real Housewives Still Unflattering When Shakespeare Involved
This more a knock on Real Housewives than the quality of the parody above. I feel nothing enticing about watching bitchy housewives being bitchy to each other. You could see that anywhere. Just become a bitchy housewife and find some bitchy friends through a book club or something. However, the Shakespearean version is interested because there is murder and death as possibilities. Lets hope this trailer is real.
Quick Glimpse of Adding Culture to Civilization V
I’m still trying to wrap my head around culture as a win condition. Does that mean your culture is so influential that everyone in the world wants to be like you? So you don’t get attacked at all because of that because why would they destroy the best culture in the world? I guess it’s awfully similar to the research based win condition. Kind of exciting to have a new form of gameplay, might finally pick up a copy of Civilization V now. It’s still $30!!?! Man, that thing is selling well.
BioShock Short Film Trailer
It’s a little silly to make a trailer for a short film less than a week before you release it. And when you are releasing it for free. But its BioShock, so EVERYBODY is going to forgive you. The Brothers Rapture appears to be a prequel that takes place entirely in a single workshop, but it’s still pretty. May 13th you get to see the whole thing. Just wait until then.
PBS Will Never Be As Exciting As This
Oh, Gritty Reboot. You have gone beyond innocuous subject matter and have journeyed into the absurd. This barely makes sense as a reboot, let alone the movie they want you to believe could be made. Most of those heroes are dead, they didn’t really talk about that. It’s awkward.
