Tag Archive for WTF?

Hulk Cartoon Somehow Also Reality Show

I’m not sure what Fred Tatasciore is talking about when he says that the new Hulk cartoon is going to be like a reality show. Is he being serious? Did the producer tell him to say that? Sounds fishy and totally not something I would want to watch. Why would all the Hulks be living together like that. Even Ultimate Spider-Man’s premise is flimsy for all those heroes to live in the same house. This one’s going to be even flimsier. It better be a military base and better not be 4th wall references.

You Know Atlantic Rim Is Going to Be Way Worse Than Pacific Rim

For one, there is no such thing as the Atlantic Rim. The Atlantic Ocean doesn’t form a rim of any kind. Second, all the effects are done in broad daylight, like they couldn’t afford to shoot at night. Third, the highest profile actor in the movie is Graham Greene. You know who I’m talking about. Better looking than Transmorphers at least.

Because You Like People Getting Hurt Real or Otherwise

Over two weeks after April ended, we get the compilation of the top five video game fails in April. It’s probably worth the wait. There’s some pretty cool glitches in here, including a deadly van corner.

Jurassic Park Had a Lot of Continuity Errors

This guy only found 36 errors with Jurassic Park. But there’s about that many in just the opening scene. Why does a Velociraptor emit such blinding light from its cage? Didn’t pick that one apart? Maybe he was going for comedic effect. But it’s a dinosaur that generates brightness in the middle of the night. What the hell?

Sesame Street Video Game Will Give You Nightmare

I think my childhood and all future dreaming is ruined. I can’t unsee the monstrosities that have unfolded against these loved Sesame Street characters. Oh god, look away!

FIFA Body Collisions Are A Lost Art

I want more of these. Some of the smoothest awkward collisions I’ve ever seen. I think I’m going to pick up FIFA and continuously jump in the air so I can try to knee a goalie.

Grand Theft Auto Has A Problem With Residual Fire Damage

So you know as soon as you see smoke and fire on your car in Grand Theft Auto, it will blow up. If there are cars nearby, they will also catch on fire and of course eventually explode. Even the fire truck will get in on the exploding action. This seemed a bit too easy.

Watching 3000 Ships Fight in Eve Is Beautiful

To celebrate Eve Online’s 10th Anniversary, most active players convened on one location to fight one giant ship. The cool thing is that this event was done entirely by players, no developer influence. So, it’s long and they are talking about a lot of complicated Eve lingo I don’t understand. I started turning off the the sound, turning on some music and just watching the pretty laser lights show. You might consider some Pink Floyd.

Japanese Girl Draws Mario To Life

I think she’s Japanese. She’s probably Japanese. There’s some bizarre timing and cluttering issues that you really only get from Japanese minds. There is a weird moment at the end, but anyone could have done that. She wants Mario inside her, and yes that’s a euphemism.

Morrigan and Supernatural Fans Are Weird

I can only describe this thing as weird. It is weird. I also don’t understand Supernatural fans. Sure, it’s good, but I wouldn’t say it’s the greatest thing in the world. The only reason I have even seen episodes is because it got syndicated at 8:00 in the morning and used to be the only thing on. It is no longer in that time slot so I am no longer watching. Wait a minute, this video hardly has anything to do with Morrigan. Argh.