Thor 2, Captain America 2 Get Slightly Longer Titles

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Thor 2 is now Thor: The Dark World.  No weird on what that means, but we can all assume that they caught on to the fact that Thor in crazy fantasy world was way more interesting than Thor fighting a robot thing in New Mexico.  So they’ve giving us more crazy alternate worlds.  Good move.

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And then, Captain America: Winter Soldier.  That’s, well, we all know who Winter Soldier is, right?  I don’t want to spoil it for anyone, but… Well, you should really know.  Problem is, the guy who’d logically play Winter Soldier is my least favorite part of Captain America.  I don’t want to sit through a whole movie with him as the antagonist.  Come on, Marvel, let’s pull a War Machine on him, and replace him with someone better.  “I’m afraid that due to the anti-aging process you’ve become Aaron Paul.”  Sorry for making you much more awesome.