Why Can I Never Be This Clever When I Kill Someone?

This is another one of those supercuts (not the haircut place) that cuts together the very best parts of many movies. This one is the Pre-Mortem catchphrase. All the best things that people ever said right before killing people. Then, after that, all those deaths in quick succession. It’s at least eight kinds of awesome. And definitely not safe for work. I mean, ignoring all of the swearing, there’s still half a video of brutal murders. You really shouldn’t be watching that at work. Unless it’s a super cool workplace. And not like, a “Cool” workplace, but an actual place that is cool. In fact, don’t watch it there either. Maybe someone will see it and get angry, and you’ll lose your cool job. I don’t want to be responsible for that.